Ode to Boobs

FVO: Ode To Boobs, by Pip Bishop: Dear boobs, This heartfelt apology goes out to you all. For moaning you’re too big or moaning you’re too small. For wishing you didn’t hang like puppies in sacks, or just disappear when we lie on our backs. For squashing you flat with a minimising cup or those torture bras that push you right up. Why is it always your bad points we mention? Like your inverted nips or your water retention? Why don’t we love you as much as our men? Or the babies that love you all over again? Maybe we’re scared to show you we care - In case, one day, you’re simply not there.FVO: Make it up to your boobs with some Breakthrough Breast Cancer TLC – Touch, Look and Check. To find out more during Breast Cancer Awareness Month visit breakthrough.org.uk