Mr Nosebleed Section Fan

ANNOUNCER: Bud light presents…Real Men of Genius. SINGER: Real Men of Genius…ANNOUNCER: Today we salute you…Mr Nosebleed Section Ticket Holder Guy. SINGER: Mr. Nosebleed Section Ticket Holder Guy… ANNOUNCER: Congratulations, with the help of two sherpas and a mountain goat, you have finally reached your seats. SINGER: Touch the sky! ANNOUNCER: Tickets, check. Souvenir, check. Oxygen mask, check. SINGER: Gettin' dizzy! ANNOUNCER: From where you sit, you can see your house. And Canada. And Japan. SINGER: I see Okinawa! ANNOUNCER: The one thing you can't see? The game. SINGER: Oh no! ANNOUNCER: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Chairman of the Cheap Seats. Because you, sir, sit on top of the world. Literally. SINGER: Mr Nosebleed Section Ticket Holder Guy. ANNOUNCER: Bud Light beer, Anheuser-Busch. St Louis, Missouri.