Check Up

SFX: DOOR KNOCK MV1: Come in. MV2: Alright. MV1: Ah, Mr Pilkington and how are we today?MV2: Yeah, I'm all right doctor. I've just come for my check up. MV1: Ok then pop your pants off. MV2: What?MV1: Just pop your pants off.MV2: What have I got to take my pants off for? MV1: Well, because I've got to put my finger up your erm… MV2: What up my what? MV1: …to check your prostate gland. MV2: Don't worry about it.MV1: Well I am worried about it because prostate cancer kills ten thousand men every year in Britain. MV2: You can check that out if I get any symptoms. MV1: Well there aren't always symptoms and symptoms do vary from man to man so the best way to check it out is if I put my finger up there and have a feel. Don't worry about it.SFX: SQUISHY NOISE MV2: Is that it?MV1: Yeah. MV2: It's not that bad. MV3: I don't know why he was worried. You've probably saved his life there. MV2: Does he have to be here? MV1: He's just a mate don't worry about him. He's just watching. Watching me at work. MVO: For more information visit The Prostate Cancer Charity website. Real men know all about it.