Moonpie Alien Acquisition

The testimony given under oath in July’s congressional hearings on UFOs/UAP all but confirms the existence of non-human biologic material—AKA extraterrestrial life—on our planet. And if it’s true that we’re surrounded by a previously unknown species of scientifically advanced beings… the implications for humanity are massive. But the implications for our business are WAY bigger. So MoonPie conducted extensive market research with multiple alien experts and launched a global advertising campaign exclusively targeting and selling MoonPies to the aliens living on Earth.