Yoda Melvin

YODA MELVIN: 30MAN: Admit, I do. Unsuccessful with women, I was. Figure out why I could not. Until in a spaceship convention bathroom, told me my friend, 'Melvin, dandruff you have!' Girls didn’t mind I assumed. But unattractive, dandruff is. So Head & Shoulders I bought. No longer a problem dandruff is. Little black book, I acquired. Fill it with many phone numbers, I will. AVO: You’ve got bigger problems than dandruff. This message was brought to you by Head & Shoulders.