Vet

A man takes his dog to the vet. He is concerned that it is shrinking, but when the vet measures the dog, she finds no problems. Reassured, the man leaves, but when he puts the dog in the back seat of his car, a new Golf Plus, his concern returns. It certainly looks smaller inside the spacious interior. He picks the dog up again and goes back to see the vet. ‘The new Golf Plus. A Golf, just a little bit bigger.’