Beard

A man is being interviewed for a job by a woman in her office. The woman has an open bag of Skittles on her desk and throughout the interview the man continuously picks up and eats her Skittles one at a time using his beard. As the interview begins to go badly for the man, he takes the Skittle that he is currently holding with his beard and feeds it to the woman. He caringly strokes the woman's face with his beard, then goes back to eating the Skittles.