Black Capped CapuchinScene: High rise apartment, distant trafficInterviewer: So, why the black hat all the time?Man (30s, Brazilian): You like the black hat, huh?Interviewer: Yes, it's nice.Man Yeah, it's nice and sexy. I wear my black hat because I got a wide head. So it gives that slimming effect on my head.Interviewer: Oh really? Right. So it's not because you're actually, secretly going bald? Man: No no no, definitely I'm not bald.Interviewer: It's because of the fatness of your upper head?Man: Yes, exactly. Because of the fact that...Interviewer OK. Do you mind if I just have a look?Man: No no no, ah no ah ah ah no... No... I might, catch a cold.SFX: Scene FadesMVO: His animal? The Black-capped Capuchin. Find your animal at the Perth Zoo.Small Clawed OtterScene: Small roomInterviewer: So, what's it like to have such abnormally small hands?Man (20s, Chinese): Well... can't play sports. Can't play basketball, volley ball – any ball.Interviewer (concerned): Do people take advantage of you? Or...Man: People like to slap you because they know you can't slap them back.Interviewer: But what's it like with the ladies?Man: Ahh... The nice ones, some nice looking ones sometimes they just think – aww, small hands, must be small pe-Interviewer gaspsMan: Personality.Interviewer: Oh, small personality – right.SFX: Scene fadesMVO: His animal? The Small Clawed Otter. Find your animal at the Perth Zoo.Little PenguinScene: Small roomInterviewer: I couldn't help but notice how tiny you are!Man (30s, little person, angry): Tiny? I can't help but notice how much of a f***wit you are!Interviewer (Concerned): Okay, ah... Do you think it's true that shorter people are angrier?Man (annoyed): Ahh! What do you f***ing think!?Interviewer: Well it's just a question.Man: It's a f***ing sh** question. Interviewer: I've just got another couple of questions. Man (cutting in): Nah nah nah, no you don't – f*** off!Interviewer: Well look...Man: I've had enough. Take your skinny pants and your scarf and f***ing f*** off.SFX: Man tipping over furniture, kicking the interviewer out of his house.Interviewer: Well I'm sorry I just...Man: Aargh, f***ing hell. F*** off!SFX: Door Slams, scene fadesMVO: His animal? The Little Penguin. Man: Na na na... Lanky c**t.MVO: Find your animal at the Perth Zoo.
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