Genius/Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor

ANNOUNCER: Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius.<br/>SINGER: Real Men of Genius.<br/>ANNOUNCER: Today, we salute you Mr Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor.<br/>SINGER: Mr Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor.<br/>ANNOUNCER: How do you improve upon a meat that is breaded, buttered, double fried, and dipped in blue cheese dressing? Remove the only part that doesn&#39;t contain fat.<br/>SINGER: Don&#39;t need no stinkin&#39; bone. <br/>ANNOUNCER: Gone now is the race to eat the drumsticks first, leaving the wings for the other poor suckers. <br/>SINGER: Hands off my drummies! <br/>ANNOUNCER: Is it leg? Is it wing? Is it rear end? Now every chunk is as identical as it is indistinguishable. <br/>SINGER: Hope I&#39;m not eating rear end! <br/>ANNOUNCER: So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Boneless Wing Mastermind. Because we don&#39;t have a bone to pick with you. <br/>SINGER: Mr Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor . . . <br/>ANNOUNCER: Bud Light Beer, Anheuser-Busch, St Louis, Missouri.