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Wood Pencil / Radio / Radio Commercials / 2007

SFX: Phone ringing.<br/>CAR SELLER: Hello?<br/>RUSSIAN GANGSTER: Hello. I am looking at Vauxhall in &#39;Autotrader&#39;. <br/>CAR SELLER: Oh right, yeah.<br/>RUSSIAN GANGSTER: Does it have a good cigarette lighter?<br/>CAR SELLER: Yeah, it&#39;s got a fantastic cigarette lighter, mate.<br/>RUSSIAN GANGSTER: And will it burn through clothes?<br/>CAR SELLER: Yeah, it&#39;ll burn . . . [concerned] clothes?<br/>RUSSIAN GANGSTER: Yes. <br/>CAR SELLER: Erm, er, it might burn through clothes yeah . . .<br/>RUSSIAN GANGSTER: Would it make big man cry like little baby?<br/>CAR SELLER: Er, I wouldn&#39;t have thought so.<br/>RUSSIAN GANGSTER: I am very disappointed.<br/>SFX: Phone hanging up.<br/>CAR SELLER: Hello?<br/>VOICEOVER: Be choosy &#8211; there&#39;s over 335,000 other cars in your local &#39;Autotrader&#39;. Pick up a weekly copy or go online.

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