• My basket
    Quantity
    Price
  • Your Shopping Basket is empty.

Total — £ (ex. VAT)

Bedroom / Dining Room / Shower

Award: Yellow Pencil

Yellow Pencil / Radio / Radio Commercials / 2007

BEDROOM
SFX: the spot has a bed of the sounds that match the actions described by the MVO. Almost like the 'action' is happening in the background.
MVO: Imagine your parents having sex. Mom is lying spread eagled on the mauve bedspread in a nylon thong. She grinds her hips raunchily, licking her lips. Dad is dressed in a leather waistcoat and a cop hat. As he sucks mom's toe she growls like a feral cat. He ties mom's hands to the headboard with the tie you gave him for father's day then buries his head between her crepey breasts. His face is red and sweaty and a purple vein protrudes from his forehead. The headboard bangs. Mom's feet kick into the air, she nays and whinnies. The flab on her upper arms shudders. On the bedside table your matric dance picture is rocking back and forth. Dad is an animal. On and on. And on. Mom's mouth opens and closes like a goldfish. On and on. Faster and faster until mom let's out, a squeal. Think about that.
Because if you don't have a Geronimo condom, you'll need to do something to put yourself off sex.

SHOWER
SFX: the spot has a bed of the sounds that match the actions described by the MVO. Almost like the 'action' is happening in the background.
MVO: Imagine your parents in the shower. They're naked. Mom is rubbing her soft fleshy bits seductively with soap suds while dad watches. Flesh moves under Mom's hands. Dad's eyes bulge excitedly. He tries to reach out to mom but she smacks his hand away. 'Ooh my Possum' he moans. Mom is now lathering up dad's naked, wiry body. Their hands are all over each other exploring every wrinkled crevice. Then dad pins mom up against the wall. 'Say hello to the Drill Sergeant' he says. Mom's foot presses up against the steamy glass. Her foot is banging, banging, banging on the glass. The glass shudders. Mom lets out a choked gasp. 'Oh Sergeant.' Yes, imagine that. Because if you don't have a Geronimo condom, you'll need to do something to put yourself off sex.

DININGROOM
SFX: the spot has a bed of the sounds that match the actions described by the MVO. Almost like the 'action' is happening in the background.
MVO: Picture this. Your dad is lying on the dining room table. His is pink and naked except for his black ankle socks. Mom is in a tight nurses uniform. She tells dad he is a sick, sick man. Dad nods in agreement. Dad is panting. The veins on his neck stand out. Mom pins dad down and rips off her nurses uniform. Her massive freckled breasts bulge out of her push up bra. You see a bit of nipple. And her dark pink hysterectomy scar. Mom straddles dad and grinds her hips in circles above him. Dad's comb-over flaps over his forehead. 'Be gentle nurse Brown' her says. The dining room table begins to rock. The excitable family Labrador is doing laps around the table. Dad is holding Mom's bottom - one cheek in each hand. You get a nice long close up of Mom's diamante g-string. Mmm. Mm. Just imagine.
Because if you don't have a Geronimo condom, you'll need to do something to put yourself off sex.

Are you credited on this winning entry?

If you've been awarded Wood Pencil or above, drop us your details for further information about how you can order your D&AD Pencil. If you've previously won In Book or a Nomination and would like to celebrate your achievement with a Wood or Graphite Pencil, please let us know.

Please don't check this box.