Hoe

DOUBLE ENTENDRE THEATER - Hoe<br/><br/>ANNCR: Mountain Dew presents… [RADIO DRAMA ORGAN &#38; VO] &#8220;Double Entendre Theater.&#8221;<br/><br/>AMBIENT SOUND OF DAD &#38; HIS SON IN BACKYARD.<br/><br/>DAD: Billy? Billy, come out here.<br/><br/>BILLY: Yeah, Dad?<br/><br/>DAD: Billy, what&#39;s that?<br/><br/>BILLY: A dirty hoe.<br/><br/>DAD: (In agreement) A dirty hoe.<br/><br/>BILLY: Sorry, Dad.<br/><br/>DAD: I wouldn&#39;t mind if it was the first time, but every weekend I find a dirty hoe lying in the yard. What would the neighbors think?<br/><br/>BILLY: I&#39;m sorry, Dad.<br/><br/>DAD: And is that how we treat our tools? Leave them dirty and exposed where the neighbors can see them?<br/><br/>BILLY: No.<br/><br/>DAD: Now, I don&#39;t mind you using my hoes, but you have to know how to use them and to respect them.<br/><br/>BILLY: I know. I&#39;m sorry.<br/><br/>DAD: In fact, where do we put our hoes when we&#39;re done with them?<br/><br/>BILLY: In the bag, in the garage.<br/><br/>DAD: That&#39;s right… in the hoe bag.<br/><br/>BILLY: I&#39;m sorry, Dad. I was just so happy to be done weeding the garden that I rushed inside to get an ice cold Mountain Dew.<br/><br/>DAD: That&#39;s okay, Son. Let&#39;s go inside and have an ice cold Mountain Dew, then we&#39;ll clean up that nasty hoe together.<br/><br/>ANNCR: This has been another edition of… [RADIO DRAMA ORGAN &#38; VO] &#8220;Double Entendre Theater.&#8221; Brought to you by Mountain Dew. Do the Dew.<br/>