Mr Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer / Mr Bathroom Stall Dirty Joke Writer /Mr Gangsta Rapper Posse Member

ANNOUNCER: Bud Light presents…Real Men of Genius. SINGER: Real Men of Genius. ANNOUNCER: Today we salute you…Mr Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer. SINGER: Mr Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer. ANNOUNCER: Great men ask the tough questions. Where did we come from? What is gravity? How do you help a schnauzer through a fashion crisis? SINGER: Smashin' fashion. ANNOUNCER: You see no irony in designing a thick fur coat, for an animal born with a thick, fur coat. SINGER: It's warm in here. ANNOUNCER: A Dog licking himself, disgusting. A Dog licking himself in an argyle sweater, adorable! SINGER: Smoochable pooch. ANNOUNCER: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh, Purveyor of the Pooch. They may be just dumb animals. But thanks to you, they'll always be smartly dressed. SINGER: Mr Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer. ANNOUNCER: Bud Light Beer. Anheuser Busch, St Louis, Missouri.ANNOUNCER: Bud Light presents…Real Men of Genius. SINGER: Real Men of Genius. ANNOUNCER: Today we salute you…Mr Bathroom Stall Dirty Joke Writer. SINGER: Mr Bathroom Stall Dirty Joke Writer. ANNOUNCER: Armed with your trusty marker, you do the impossible: Made an incredibly dirty place even dirtier. SINGER: Scribble it down now. ANNOUNCER: Your jokes make us pee our pants. Lucky for us, they're down around our ankles. SINGER: Yeah! ANNOUNCER: You answer our most vexing question: what ever happened to the man from Nantucket? SINGER: Oh that's a good one. ANNOUNCER: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh, Ruler of the Rhyme. Because when we're looking for a good time…we call you. SINGER: Ohhh, Mr Bathroom Stall Dirty Joke Writer. ANNOUNCER: Bud Light Beer. Anheuser Busch, St Louis, Missouri.ANNOUNCER: Bud Light presents…Real Men of Genius. SINGER: Real Men of Genius. ANNOUNCER: Today we salute you…Mr Gangsta Rapper Posse Member. SINGER: Mr Gangsta Rapper Posse Member. ANNOUNCER: Behind every great man there is a woman. And behind that woman fourteen guys with sideways baseball caps and really baggy pants. SINGER: Those pants are giant! ANNOUNCER: What do you do when you have no talent whatsoever? Attach yourself to someone who does. SINGER: Fahizzle my schnizzle. ANNOUNCER: Gold tooth? Check. Giant Gold Medallion? Check. Royalties from record sales? No check. SINGER: Help a brother out. ANNOUNCER: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Baron of the Brown Nose. Then, crack open another thirteen for the rest of the crew. SINGER: Mr Gangsta Rapper Posse Member. ANNOUNCER: Bud Light beer. Anheuser Busch, St Louis, Missouri.