Hola Amigo, look at yourself, now back to me, now back at yourself, now back to me! Sadly you are not me! But if you stopped eating tasteless nachos on your own and switched to ‘Old Spicy’ you could be as cool as me!
Look down, now back up, where are you? You’re at a party with the guy you wish you were as cool as!
What’s in your hand, back at me, I have it; it’s some salsa with two nachos that taste ‘oh so good’ Look again! The nachos are now Doritos!
Anything is possible when you share old spicy with your friends!
I’m on a donkey!